Dear blog readers,
One day, I will present you with pictures of my wonderful children frolicking through fields in cute handmade outfits.
Note to self: youngest child appears to have astigmatism. Must book him in for his (long overdue) 1-year-old check up.
One day, I will give you a tour of my serene and stylish family home.
One day, I will tell you that we made it through an entire day without reaching for the growing pile of DVDs; without resorting to bribery; without mama raising her voice; without at least one kitchen cupboard being emptied; without anyone eating glue or running with scissors.
One day, I will become a Real Mother.
Today is not that day. But salvation may be at hand... I just received this book in the post:
Help me, Amanda Blake Soule, you're my only hope.